Cartoon Sex

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own is the plot.

Chapter 1: Health Class

I really hate health class with Mrs. Wilson (or simply Wilson). And
I never was able to get why I had to have that class last period and
why I had to be in it with Justin, Duncan, and Tyler. Tyler is
really annoying and thinks he’s all that, but in reality he gives
everyone migraines. Not literally, but you get what I mean. Duncan
is also annoying, and I think he tries to be. Plus, he’s allies with
Justin.

And Justin… well, he’s my sworn enemy. He always puts people
down, brainwashes people, and commits other acts of evil. Yet he is
unfairly attractive and is easily able to trick any girl and/or my
friend Owen. Even Gwen, my soul mate.

Gwen is also in my health class and I sit right behind her. On
Valentine’s Day, Wilson caught me writing her a valentine and read it
to the whole class. Then, as Gwen and I blushed, Justin said rather
loudly, Who knew? Little Trent is a romantic! Justin treats
me like I am younger than him, hence the term little Trent.
I’m actually a month older than he is, but I am also two inches or so
shorter than him. How I wish Justin were extremely short and awkward
like Cody and Ezekiel. Harold is awkward too, but he’s no shorter
than me.

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